The Republic of Nigerians is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Hamza with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.465 billion Nigeriansians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abuja. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.

The all-consuming Nigeriansian economy, worth 274 trillion Nairas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,173 Nairas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, President Hamza toils in solitude while relatives party on a remote tropical island, and shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nigerians's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islamic.

Nigerians is ranked 162,456^th in the world and 21^st in Palatine for Largest Populations, with 2.46 billion capita.