The Emerging Utopia of Nigele is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nigel Boiler with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.477 billion Nigeleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Semprini. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nigelean economy, worth 143 trillion Mudcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,066 Mudcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nigele's national animal is the Worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nigele is ranked 9,099^th in the world and 20^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 122.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.