The Principality of Niamos is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 618 million Niamosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 28.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Niamosian economy, worth 33.6 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,316 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, home renovation projects take decades to complete, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Niamos's national animal is the Resplendant Quetzal.

Niamos is ranked 128,734^th in the world and 458^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 69.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.