The Visayan Federal Republic of Nfenze is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Qoronel Svante with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 15.762 billion Nfenzéans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rezñegen. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nfenzéan economy, worth a remarkable 2,841 trillion Nfenzéan Ceryals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,297 Nfenzéan Ceryals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

White chocolate is neither chocolate nor food, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and where there's smoke there's the Nfenzéan Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nfenze's national animal is the Enefzé Crimsonheart Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kristiyanismo.

Nfenze is ranked 108,544^th in the world and 28^th in Philippines for Most Patriotic, with 14.26 flags saluted per person per day.