The Free Land of Newdenizland is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.336 billion Newdenizlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown Denizland. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Newdenizlandian economy, worth 83.4 trillion øærnøs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery and Information Technology. Average income is 62,399 øærnøs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and skyscrapers get built in just days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newdenizland's national animal is the Newdenizlandian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Newdenizland is ranked 170,146^th in the world and 833^rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 7.27 flags saluted per person per day.