The Money Hungry States of NewWonLand is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mr Chairman with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.8 billion NewWonLandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cryptos. The average income tax rate is 23.0%.

The frighteningly efficient NewWonLandian economy, worth 516 trillion WonCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 135,934 WonCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Skateparks can be found in every city, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder, most NewWonLandians would sell their own grandmother, and fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewWonLand's national animal is the Cryptomon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

NewWonLand is ranked 254,411^th in the world and 5,608^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 44.35 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.