Population | 1.204 billion |
Capital | Atlanta |
Leader | Wayne Hardnett Jr |
Faith | AttenCHUNism |
Currency | AttenCHUN |
Animal | Bone Crusher |
The AttenCHUN Republic of NewPakistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Wayne Hardnett Jr with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.204 billion BoneCrusheristanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient BoneCrusheristani economy, worth 163 trillion AttenCHUNs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,891 AttenCHUNs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Jennifer Government is banned, it's illegal to be caught on tape, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, and freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewPakistan's national animal is the Bone Crusher, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is AttenCHUNism.
NewPakistan is ranked 85,347th in the world and 336th in Concord for Safest, scoring 87.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NewPakistan, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
- : Following new legislation in NewPakistan, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings.
- : NewPakistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : Following new legislation in NewPakistan, it's illegal to be caught on tape.
- : Following new legislation in NewPakistan, Jennifer Government is banned.
- : Following new legislation in NewPakistan, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
- : NewPakistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in NewPakistan, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.
- : Following new legislation in NewPakistan, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
- : Following new legislation in NewPakistan, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Mechanocracy, Council of Feathers, Southwestern Federal Republic, and Tigris Empire.