The Most Serene Republic of Neuwa is a huge, safe nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 417 million Neuwans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Neuwan economy, worth 18.8 trillion Wais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,013 Wais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, and Neuwans are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuwa's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neuwa is ranked 205,859^th in the world and 58^th in Violetia for Most Patriotic, with 6.26 flags saluted per person per day.