The Unitary Republic of Netrigi is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Aaron Salbonersta with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.068 billion Netrigians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salcona. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Netrigian economy, worth 261 trillion Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 85,195 Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, the Netrigian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Netrigi's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Netrigi is ranked 223,288^th in the world and 7,542^nd in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 8.65 Obesity Rate.