The Collective Party Mass of NeoPacy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Collective Party Leadership with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.077 billion Neopaciens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nitra. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Neopacien economy, worth 395 trillion Universal Value Measurements a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 128,490 Universal Value Measurements, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NeoPacy's national animal is the Turritopsis nutricula, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism-Leninism-Maoism.

NeoPacy is ranked 268,970^th in the world and 149^th in Iris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 39.33 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.