The Republic of Neeshta is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Corbin LaForest with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.529 billion Nështans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and International Aid not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nështahavn. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Neeshtan economy, worth 669 trillion Diamonds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,830 Diamonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Neeshtan Navy, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neeshta's national animal is the Parasaurolophus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NërLouic Secularism.

Neeshta is ranked 23,243^rd in the world and 1,322^nd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 87 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.