The Commonwealth of Naxomia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Directory with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.518 billion Naksomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kýjvośke-Kyivos. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Naksomian economy, worth a remarkable 2,508 trillion Naxomian Guldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 294,518 Naxomian Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naxomia's national animal is the Naxomian Bluehead Songbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Naxomia is ranked 89,031^st in the world and 93^rd in Declansburg for Most Corrupt Governments, with 17.42 kickbacks per hour.