The ✨🐳🐳🐳🤎 of Narwhal is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Koholaliʻiliʻi with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 12.075 billion Narwhals enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Narwhal economy, worth 815 trillion fish a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,524 fish, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narwhal's national animal is the narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cetaceanic.

Narwhal is ranked 35,645^th in the world and 86^th in Refugia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,077.7 on the Gilded Widget Scale.