The Theocracy of Najimam is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Highest Imam Naji The Fifth with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.537 billion Najimamians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Najiman. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Najimamian economy, worth 306 trillion Nezims a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,533 Nezims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many in Najimam are born in the purple, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, and the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Najimam's national animal is the Snowy Sloughi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Islam.

Najimam is ranked 53,750^th in the world and 70^th in The Western Isles for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.