The Divine Azhani Khanate of Nahuatistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mặḵıẙặ Ṩẙṁḁḵẙḁṿẙḵ with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.115 billion Nahuatistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ặƀẙșıḁ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.1%.

The thriving Nahuati economy, worth 126 trillion Sīks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,437 Sīks, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, everyone apparently sends Mặḵıẙặ Ṩẙṁḁḵẙḁṿẙḵ hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, foreign leaders are advising that Mặḵıẙặ Ṩẙṁḁḵẙḁṿẙḵ's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nahuatistan's national animal is the Azhani Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Lucifarianism.

Nahuatistan is ranked 184,742^nd in the world and 242^nd in Astoria for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.