The Dictatorial Demoracy of Nagocia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kalreago Evaneir with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.508 billion Nagocians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacaraego. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nagocian economy, worth 402 trillion Nagocian Silges a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,392 Nagocian Silges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, airport security is provided by private companies, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nagocia's national animal is the Nago Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Irreligion.

Nagocia is ranked 39,624^th in the world and 259^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 32.49 flags saluted per person per day.