The Queendom of Mystiquelle is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Love with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.881 billion Mystics hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascension. The average income tax rate is 25.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mystiquellean economy, worth a remarkable 2,818 trillion Faiths a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,996 Faiths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Mystiquellean Space Agency, and office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystiquelle's national animal is the Hope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kindness.

Mystiquelle is ranked 5,057^th in the world and 237^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.87 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.