The Theocracy of Mynerva is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory vegetarianism, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.063 billion Mynervans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 49.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mynervan economy, worth 103 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 97,619 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Mynerva, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, and dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mynerva's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mynerva is ranked 282,626^th in the world and 4,530^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Patriotic, with 0.45 flags saluted per person per day.