| Population | 10.193 billion |
| Capital | Constantinopolis |
| Leader | Constantine Pavlopoulos |
| Faith | Idolatry |
| Currency | Grosi |
| Animal | falcon |
The Republic of Mycinaea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Constantine Pavlopoulos with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.193 billion Hellenes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinopolis. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mycinaean economy, worth a remarkable 2,225 trillion Grosis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 218,350 Grosis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, future leaders of Mycinaea regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and a bureaucratic fight over MIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mycinaea's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Idolatry.
Mycinaea is ranked 42,512th in the world and 3rd in Greece for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,490.85 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Mycinaea, a bureaucratic fight over MIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations.
- : Following new legislation in Mycinaea, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
- : Following new legislation in Mycinaea, future leaders of Mycinaea regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
- : Following new legislation in Mycinaea, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times.
- : Mycinaea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential, Most Patriotic, Most Developed, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Mycinaea, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Following new legislation in Mycinaea, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
- : Following new legislation in Mycinaea, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
- : Following new legislation in Mycinaea, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
- : Following new legislation in Mycinaea, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Mycinaea after the ban on emigration was lifted.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » 
Ypsilou and Strapouries.
