The Dominion of Mutants is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 69 million Mutants enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Mutantsian economy, worth 3.20 trillion Cajuns a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,414 Cajuns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give, and the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mutants's national animal is the Wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mutants is ranked 33,727^th in the world and 1,218^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.