The Grand Duchy of Mueslibar is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Duke of Nuttyngham with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 9.215 billion Mueslibarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Oats. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mueslibarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion Raisins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 132,692 Raisins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and the internet has been placed under government control. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mueslibar's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Children of the Corn.

Mueslibar is ranked 3,814^th in the world and 181^st in Balder for Safest, scoring 135.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.