The Kingdom of Motasialand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Grand Turtle Killer with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.727 billion Motasialandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Motasialandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,615 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,123 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, foreigners write "made in Motasialand" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Motasialand's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Motasialand is ranked 1,715^th in the world and 44^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 103.15 flags saluted per person per day.