The Empire of Moneycentral is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 326 million Moneycentralians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Moneycentralian economy, worth 40.3 trillion Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 123,530 Monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 680,740 per year while the poor average 11,349, a ratio of 60.0 to 1.

Moneycentralian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake". Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Moneycentral's national animal is the Dollar Bill, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moneycentral is ranked 285,311^th in the world and 179^th in Byzantion for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -17.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.