The United Wasteland of Mindhart is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Artist with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, vat-grown people, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.43 billion Mindhartians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San'i. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mindhartian economy, worth 232 trillion scraps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,606 scraps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

To say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mindhart's national animal is the Common Left-footed Mouserabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mindhart is ranked 272,776^th in the world and 17,458^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 0.68 flags saluted per person per day.