Population | 9.636 billion |
Capital | Great Yel |
Leader | Doctor Pope |
Currency | credits |
Animal | cow |
The Federation of MilkyWay is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Doctor Pope with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.636 billion MilkyWayians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Yel. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient MilkyWayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,447 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 150,224 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, there's a bright dawn ahead for MilkyWay, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MilkyWay's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
MilkyWay is ranked 15,594th in the world and 878th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 100 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in MilkyWay, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
- : MilkyWay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : MilkyWay was endorsed by Rohida.
- : MilkyWay was endorsed by The Empire of Military astriads.
- : MilkyWay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : MilkyWay was endorsed by The Imperial Socio-Cybersynacy of Aaecilia.
- : MilkyWay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : MilkyWay was endorsed by The Caliphate of Darqas.
- : MilkyWay was endorsed by The Holy Empire of TypoTech.
- : MilkyWay was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 32 » Treadwellia, Surd, The Emerald Union, Axixic, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Aigania, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, The Gelseen Hegemony, Burning Pants, Malororia, Imperial Saber, Business States of America, HYDRA-Russian Empire, 1482, New Rogernomics, Darkium, Praenestia, Port Flynt, Custadia, Leonism, Wang Yao, Silver Minner, The Sigometh Dynasty, Juba, Caellip Major, General Mike, Iron Alliance, Debussy, TypoTech, Darqas, Aaecilia, and Military astriads.