The Missspeled Masterpeise of Michigain is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jayke with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.308 billion Michigainders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lancing. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Michigainian economy, worth a remarkable 1,796 trillion Florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,279 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', internet traffic has dropped to near zero, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Michigain's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Michigain is ranked 5,575^th in the world and 10^th in Right to Life for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.06 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.