The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Mesothallania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and feral children. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.139 billion Msothallanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Msothallanian economy, worth 268 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,855 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, a giant 'No Entry' sign is being erected at the borders of Mesothallania, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, and charity fundraisers often resemble minstrel shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesothallania's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Mesothallania is ranked 62,007^th in the world and 53^rd in Africa for Safest, scoring 98.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.