The Kingdom of Merrovingia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Serafina with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.144 billion Merrovingians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garsenda. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Merrovingian economy, worth 449 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,352 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Merrovingians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, Merrovingia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merrovingia's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Merrovingia is ranked 39,119^th in the world and 457^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 32.79 flags saluted per person per day.