The Dictatorship of Merovahn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Billy McGuyer with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.274 billion Merovahnians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guyver City. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Merovahnian economy, worth a remarkable 4,626 trillion Merovahnian Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 324,136 Merovahnian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The World Dictatorship Games have been won again by Merovahn as no other country cares enough to compete, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Merovahn's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tortillanism.

Merovahn is ranked 431^st in the world and 1^st in Gypsy Lands for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,236.7 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.