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Merconitonitopia

Population23.437 billion

CapitalBahmedag
LeaderKing Montebad II
FaithMandaeism

Currencyvirtue
Animaldove

The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Montebad II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.437 billion Onitonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Onitonite economy, worth an astonishing 12,927 trillion virtues a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 551,582 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can freely debate whether King Montebad II is a great leader or the greatest leader, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mandaeism.

Merconitonitopia is ranked 285,349th in the world and 6,242nd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 3.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Primitive: 11thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12thMost Devout: 16thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28thMost Ignorant Citizens: 34thBest Weather: 46thHighest Poor Incomes: 95thMost Beautiful Environments: 97thMost Corrupt Governments: 99thMost Patriotic: 101stLargest Black Market: 104thHighest Average Tax Rates: 118thLargest Governments: 149thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 166thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 170thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 183rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 187thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 234thMost Subsidized Industry: 262ndHighest Average Incomes: 293rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 369thLowest Crime Rates: 375thMost Advanced Public Transport: 394thLongest Average Lifespans: 422ndHighest Economic Output: 471stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 499thMost Influential: 623rdMost Armed: 933rdMost Cultured: 1,074thHealthiest Citizens: 1,103rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,258thMost Efficient Economies: 1,347thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5,232ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,575thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,380thMost Authoritarian: 9,169thLargest Populations: 10,968thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,582ndTop
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Most Conservative: 15,522ndMost Income Equality: 20,273rdMost Stationary: 20,282nd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 56th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionMost Influential: 104th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 113th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 122nd in the regionLargest Populations: 186th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 260th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 271st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 299th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 416th in the regionMost Stationary: 446th in the regionMost Extreme: 460th in the regionMost Income Equality: 564th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Merconitonitopia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, citizens can freely debate whether King Montebad II is a great leader or the greatest leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, when people want to start a family the government helps them planet carefully.
  • : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Blurple Multiconfederacy of Lugarvatn.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 358 » The Rhein States, Corfad, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Sil Dorsett, North Bratislava, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Walter Jackson, Chukstik Illahi, Siwale, Loutsland, Wilkshire, Seenvorland, Karazan, Azzarel, Vincone Cae, Advancia-Sizzletown, Aeurithianar, Ethnon, Antiyard, Kranostav, Pallaith, Empy, Aeolist, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, Great Bights Mum, The Iron Lions, Yukti, Necromonia, The Windmilluminati, Vexilia, Gurou, Soviet Terran, PotatoFarmers, Eraver, Unsophisticate, Solmetria, Pleroma Sans Romans, Khoik, The Sinclarian Provinces, Zecit, Panama Coalition, Singamadri, Cloydicia, Malta Comino Gozo, Vesuva, The Austro Germanic Union, Old Emporia, and 308 others.David Davidson, Quentiam Viventem, Pradovnia, United States of Medford, Phoronu, Cinnibar, Lemonbiscuits, Nationeer, Omnistria, Dicko, Xagill, Maott, Votak Matim, Leonfire, New Trisone, Xentherida, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Zeternia, Prydania, Sikol, Former English Colony, Simone Republic, Unimaginable Doom, Animu Place, South Baba, Rainengrad, The Bikini Bottom Republic, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Batatoland Empire, Gendirt, Drentusa, Sattelbach, A Salmon Named Harold, Andanavia, Fran Advar, Bankowiata, Pasargad, Ozstan, Inspiratus, Joevala, AGoodPlace, Perikuresu, Laurendon, Progressitalia, Laxoimia, Neopie, Dacian Freelands, AmManies, Katuda, Tamarvand, Upper Libertatem, Alzaran, Capitista, Tehmistan, Hellsinky, The Jerichowan Country, Le Free Republic, Kwaj, Warnen, Eggplant Island, The Unicrons, New Terra-Nullius, Nordliches Stadt, Holy Marcus Empire, Havonosa, Fratanica, Baja Calivada, Menouria, Parpyduckland, Intelbrazia, KAP03land, Regallio, Bornodia, Very Pog, The Arverni Lands, Gragadoia, Rex Republic, Hai Han, Bagojo, Arucaria, Westerhold, Mk Steele, Oannia, Mystiquelle, Thought Obliteration, GPT-3, Filibustra, Varisland, Scres Gidgerland, Omicron Persei V111, Chipoli, Eurochina, Catel Sago, Sechiole, Roman Empire August, Atrito, Etanur, New Xyroxes, Tenana, U S Eh, Argylia, Salish-Cascadia, Amdupe, Spartoi, Coutdown, Andstions, Alsion, Unterlander, Hentaigraado, TamilPesum, Kamohoalii, Hokkaido and the Kuril Islands, TyGerria, Horrorlandian State, Viridiann, Sri Temasekia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Ivy Rekkia, Austro-Bavarian States, Jinwoy, Viceroy Vincent, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Elephant Bill Land, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Harjad, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, The Soviet States of Europe, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Pannonika, Jeltronian WA Mission, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Esperonia, Blyskalia, Federation of Vanguard, Bharathvarsh, Pinky Queen, The Zheng Dynasty, Gorundu, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, The Confederate States of America, Snipland, Love Shack, Southern Moosetopia, Aurasreich, Marlducro, Catalis, Greater Portugaliza, South Parter, Furballland, Deliber, Opis, Northern-Kempia, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Bjorkikistan, Ishtimbine, Valentine Z, Teriol, Mesvice, Rinadia, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, DarkMondoria, Kingdom of Time, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Ham Federation, Alire, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Mortionia, Bedsonya, Bodhisva, Coders, Libaga, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Crilland, Notyoutopia, Oskland, Alogiada, Caecar, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Castle In Confidence, Saint-Dauphin, XST, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, New New New Alabama, Grith Neria, Valiacorkit, Republiqueducroissant, Neptunian Military Administration, CyberEgypt, Texopolian TRADE ROUTE, Jenha, Sindoesia, Izern, Democratic Republic of Magley, Ijo, Kaiser Dominance, Zelenaya Dolina, Bardopia, New Cordyceps, Kosova, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Everything Decided at Random, Zandos, Small Venezia, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, New Bismuthium, Hyphen, Gojira, Western Justice, Armonker, Stratharran, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Segesta, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Ateala, Photan, Kyroth Dreemurr, Germanic Cat, Halsoni, Ziprotscria, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Psykistriaa, Barxa, Eludmonden, Kobalera, Kainin, Myth Of Saints, Fragrancia, Arjuna, Mount Marvin, A Nova Terra, Pribaltic Union, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Northern Tatria, Tharlect, Tringapore, Aoncarpa, Vancricia, Eralan, Francois Isidore, Burback, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, Avistonia, The Tony Paporordia, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, Balto, Aneth, Tanbearia, Mandenosia, Dillimore, Davidianian, Zyropia, PwRepublic, IC-Water, Northern Zorbrasnka, Tragesch Firwat, Bhadeshistan, Ruskistania, Neriorki, Stal Valley, AnnaK, Democatic Donkeys, Hikki, Spaceaz, Ignas, Juba, CzechoSaxony, Polgaria, and Lugarvatn.

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