The Rogue Nation of Mayhems is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.963 billion Mayhemians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Mayhemsian economy, worth 117 trillion Rogues a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,676 Rogues, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayhems's national animal is the Meerkat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mayhems is ranked 263,913^th in the world and 9,631^st in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 59 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.