Population | 12.351 billion |
Capital | The City |
Leader | Shepard Blaine |
Faith | Project Pope |
Currency | Postagestamp |
Animal | mastodon |
The Civilisation Game of Mastodonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Shepard Blaine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.351 billion Mastodonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Mastodonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,792 trillion Postagestamps a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,056 Postagestamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, farting etiquette is taught in schools, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mastodonia's national animal is the mastodon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Project Pope.
Mastodonia is ranked 131,122nd in the world and 474th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 12.14 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mastodonia was endorsed by The Free Land of L I N K I N P A R K.
- : Mastodonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
- : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme.
- : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
- : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : Mastodonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
- : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 64 » Dustwind, The Soylent Green Party, Anollasia, Wysrod, Karlando, Coreras, Better Indonesia, Medetas, Evertopia, Namakan, Republic of Libriano, Ilfarasia, Creeptopia, Nuremburgia, Killettland, Samonaemia, Katitania, Geolapo, Faradova, Cathamye, Yakkandiania, Herfenzir, Macrasetia, Kaprein, Nami Bays, Greater Theowherveld, Jaegerpondonia, DetroitSmash, Strigberg, The Democratic State Of Josora, Wischland, Aquachromia, Arr, Dreyas, Ear Exploder 9000, Milanisca, Sillitopia, Tausend Seen, Astrobolt, Greater Sus, Aeuternitas, Democratic Nacheadasaan, Kyrizstanislav, Mesyeti, The Galactic American Imperium, Free Land of Rebellium, Taiqar, United States of Island land, Goat Republic, Greater Granskiye, and 14 others.Grimmywelsh, Soviet Great Viet, Reborn America, Manneo Varo, Krystalveil, Clialaad, Austellara, Aurum Port, Guyana Francese, Zeklandia, Creberg, New Kowloon Bay, An orphan, and L I N K I N P A R K.