The Federal Republic of Martimland is a very large, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 120 million Martimlandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Martimlandian economy, worth 4.28 trillion Martimischen Talers a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,696 Martimischen Talers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, young criminals are told they'll go to bed without supper if they do it again, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Martimland's national animal is the Girafe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Martimland is ranked 131,935^th in the world and 828^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 12.02 flags saluted per person per day.