The Socialist Republic of Malev is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jan Coek Boegeng with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.953 billion Malvin are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tara Amarta. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Malvin economy, worth a remarkable 1,816 trillion Amartas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 202,898 Amartas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-duty Air Malev flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime is totally unknown. Malev's national animal is the Tauki Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Malev is ranked 83,758^th in the world and 497^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 17.02 flags saluted per person per day.