The Omnipotent Theocratic Regime of MaidyLand is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Miranda Veracruz De la Hoya Cardinal XXV with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.903 billion MaidyLandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maidylandia. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient MaidyLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,061 trillion Xelas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Retail and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 148,306 Xelas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, young people pass around flash drives filled with illegal music, and spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MaidyLand's national animal is the Orange Tabby, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fruitopianism.

MaidyLand is ranked 283,292^nd in the world and 6,856^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 0.42 flags saluted per person per day.