The Federation of Maggelania is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 101 million Maggelanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 28.3%.

The powerhouse Maggelanian economy, worth 7.20 trillion gold pieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 71,320 gold pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Maggelania in search of Maggelanian Canines, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, and dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maggelania's national animal is the Maggelanian Canine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maggelania is ranked 69,710^th in the world and 774^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 20.19 flags saluted per person per day.