The Estado Flaneliano of Macovi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Dictator Orion Pinheiro with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.112 billion Macovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northern Macovinia. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Macovian economy, worth 819 trillion handfuls a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,191 handfuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Macovi's national animal is the bird ɪ, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Macovi is ranked 1,958^th in the world and 3^rd in Flanelistan for Most Patriotic, with 99.06 flags saluted per person per day.