The Dáxlamic Queendom of Lussia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Lilly II with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 14.729 billion Lussians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dathomiras. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lussian economy, worth a remarkable 2,015 trillion Lussian Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 136,847 Lussian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, populations of two-headed Unicorns have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, recognizing the Lussian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lussia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Lussia is ranked 8,895^th in the world and 14^th in Declansburg for Highest Food Quality, scoring 168.76 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.