The Euprarian State of Lotoslovalkia is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 615 million Lotoslovalkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austenford. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lotoslovalkian economy, worth 26.0 trillion Kavets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 42,300 Kavets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe, Lotoslovalkia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotoslovalkia's national animal is the Mourning Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lotoslovalkia is ranked 211,197^th in the world and 127^th in The Western Isles for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.