The Democratic States of Lorrianzo is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 151 million Lorrianzoans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The powerhouse Lorrianzoan economy, worth 13.3 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 88,336 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', the government is lending a hand to private industry, and it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Lorrianzo's national animal is the Bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lorrianzo is ranked 43,902^nd in the world and 73^rd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.