The Presidental Repubilc of Lomacrato is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Clinton with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.466 billion Lomocratons enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulenson. The average income tax rate is 46.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lomacratoan economy, worth 431 trillion Curos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 124,572 Curos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, Alexander Clinton has killer fashion sense, and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lomacrato's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christay.

Lomacrato is ranked 249,397^th in the world and 1,096^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 2.36 flags saluted per person per day.