The Dictatorship of Lixonia is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 132 million Lixonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lixonian economy, worth 7.98 trillion Lixocols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,439 Lixocols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, recognizing the Lixonian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lixonia's national animal is the Red Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lixonia is ranked 112,797^th in the world and 642^nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 13.91 flags saluted per person per day.