The Incorporated States of Libertyvile is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 836 million Libertyvileans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland Park. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Libertyvilean economy, worth 85.3 trillion Moneroes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 101,983 Moneroes, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', and young girls often attend the same schools as their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Libertyvile's national animal is the Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Libertyvile is ranked 281,505^th in the world and 729^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 4.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.