The United Socialist States of Lgengia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by James with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.268 billion Lgengians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lgengian City. The average income tax rate is 74.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lgengian economy, worth 426 trillion Lgeng Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 130,636 Lgeng Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, the children of Lgengia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Lgengian Liberator", and colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Tree'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lgengia's national animal is the Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly Aethist.

Lgengia is ranked 42,106^th in the world and 2,098^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 105.16 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.