The Kelipatu of Lassistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Siah Seiitanutin I with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.556 billion Mirumenis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serangoon. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mirumenis economy, worth 818 trillion Rupiahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 179,582 Rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, Lassistan has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lassistan's national animal is the Nagatakan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Lassistan is ranked 2,418^th in the world and 25^th in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,813.38 on the Clooney Contribution Index.