The Central Kingdom Alliance of Lantheia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Leo Monaberg with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3 billion Lantheians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Linuég. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lantheian economy, worth 556 trillion Lenants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,590 Lenants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, many friends and relatives of Leo Monaberg have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end. Crime is totally unknown. Lantheia's national animal is the Long-tailed tit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lantheia is ranked 292,410^th in the world and 1,350^th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 5.49 Obesity Rate.