The United Realms of Kzdor is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Steward Daphez Mettazek with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 3.318 billion Kzdorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Anor. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kzdorian economy, worth 568 trillion Emeralds a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,290 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prefers to leave the past buried, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kzdor's national animal is the Bao Bao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Great Nut.

Kzdor is ranked 199,510^th in the world and 43^rd in Merciam for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.