The Republic of Kuzco is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Teresa Huamán with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.997 billion Kuzquenhoes enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Intipacha. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kuzquenho economy, worth 199 trillion Kuzzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,720 Kuzzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuzco's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Quechuaísmo.

Kuzco is ranked 9,985^th in the world and 29^th in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,822.9 on the Clooney Contribution Index.