The United Kingdom of Krozoz is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.982 billion Krozozians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ive. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Krozozian economy, worth 157 trillion lire a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,547 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The endangered saltwater humpback Dolphin is only seen in captivity programs, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krozoz's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Krozoz is ranked 86,722^nd in the world and 67^th in Flanelistan for Most Patriotic, with 16.59 flags saluted per person per day.