The United States of Koolaid23 is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 333 million Koolaid23ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.8%.

The very strong Koolaid23ian economy, worth 20.0 trillion Doughs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,006 Doughs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', and the Koolaid23 City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koolaid23's national animal is the John lenin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Koolaid23 is ranked 134,831^st in the world and 92^nd in Byzantion for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 105.73 on the Clooney Contribution Index.